He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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