Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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