i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
