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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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