Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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