He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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