D3 body, D1 cock
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just high enough for therapy.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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