He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We left the knife in your bed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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