..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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