Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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