no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Holy shit dude........stairs
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