i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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