You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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