just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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