She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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