I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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