is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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