How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i already hear my dad disowning me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
