I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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