I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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