porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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