oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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