yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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