she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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