And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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