Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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