Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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