why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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