But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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