I don't think brook has ever known best
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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