i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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