how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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