Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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