Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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