Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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