So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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