I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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