am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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