I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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