I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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