Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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