thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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