marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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