so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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