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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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