Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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