I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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