I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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