YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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