Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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