Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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