hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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