I CAN MOONWALK!
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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