I think I can smell my own vagina right now
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
