either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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