Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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