whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i drank out of a bidet.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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